Ok I drew all these Sandows up to the Raw where he dresses as a Sonic’s employee because what the heck was that even?
I’m gonna gush for a minute here about the wonder that is Sandow.
Whether or not you like what Damien Sandow is doing with all the outfits and whatnot, you have to admit that it is somewhat entertaining. Go back and watch some of those matches (don’t worry, they’re all rather short [unfortunately]). In fact… here I’ll make it easy for you:
In some of these matches, and in as little time as he fights, he manages to somehow fuse the character he’s dressing as, not only into the character that is Damien Sandow, but into his fighting style! Different wrestlers have different styles, but Sandow can work several styles! As the dancer, he prances around lithely dodging and posing! As the rapper, he’s confrontational, in your face, and direct. Sherlock Holmes gets out of the ring to ponder. Even Davy Crockett seems rough and blunt. If they gave this guy more characters who could have a style he could mimic into a fighting style, this could be my favorite thing. As it stands, I have a lot of respect for Sandow. A man who can take a seemingly shitty role and give it his all.
I made these into stickers, but idk how well they’ll turn out… or if whoever takes to flagging shit on redbubble will decide that they’re a big enough drain on WWE merchandise and have them removed, but for better or worse, here they are.
[grabs microphone] [whispers intensely] red like roses fiLls mY DREAms aNd [getting louder] brinGs me TO THE PLACE YOU REST [rips off shirt] WHITE IS COLD [kicks open door] and alWAYS YEARNING [breaks glass] burDENED BY thE ROYAL TESt [grabs scythe] BLACK THE BEAST DESCENDS FROM SHADOWS [chops down tree] yelLOW BEAUTY BUUUURRRNs [lights fade to black] goooooold
I don’t know why this is so funny but I legit just laughed for probably 10 minutes straight oh my god
things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with
things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus
Jellyfish Lake in Palau. Apparently the jellies have lost their ability to sting because of lack of predators in the lake and you can swim with them!
WAIT BUT THAT’S NOT EVEN THE COOLEST PART: These jellyfish carry small populations of algae inside their bodies and derive much of their nutrition from the sugars that the algae produce. The jellyfish follow the sun across the lake each day and rotate continuously, so that the algae are always getting maximum sunlight exposure for photosynthesis. Then at night they dive to deeper parts of the lake so the algae can absorb nitrogen. It’s one of the best examples of endosymbiosis in action and it’s KICKASS.
FLOATY FRIEND CABBAGES
Ray’s old journal entries are great, for obvious reasons. but have you considered…
Dash’s first day home!
His name is Liui Aquino, a filipino cosplayer. And I think, by far, he’s the greatest Hiccup cosplayer I’ve seen.
if icarly was a real website run by three 13 year olds it would look like this